Mina: I Would Burn Kit Right Now But Mom Taught Me Not To Burn Trash

Oh my dkosifieijsksl I remember that fic I cried it was so horrible go read it

So I made my sister read this fic.

Long story short, she now ships Kit and a mug.

I love this omg

Lily Chen gives off Eleanor from the Good Place vibes

OMG YES? CHAOTIC EVIL™

Lily every time she meets a shadowhunter who is not Alec:

Lily when she has to attend meetings with Shadowhunters:

Lily when she meets Jace for the first time:

Lily when she visits Idris for the first time:

Lily every time she sees Jem Carstairs:

Yk how Lucie was always a little discouraged because James got the warlock power and she didn't? He was different, he was special, and she always thought she was just a regular Shadowhunter.

But then she finds out she can command the fucking dead

I'm just super excited for a scene where everyone is there, fighting desperately but starting to fail, and Lucie just says fuck it and summons this whole fucking army of ghosts, and everyone is just staring at her in shock as all her ghost buddies beat up all the demons and James is just so shocked and wessa is strangely proud and everyones like:

Holy shit Lucie

Weird threat but i stan

friendly reminder to love diana wrayburn 

or i WILL eat your toes :))))

Omg but what if thule dru is somehow still alive and was somehow meeting w ash when he was still there 😲

hey where the fuck is thule kit

Mark is confuses about almost everything but his sexuality and that’s fucking funny.

Me when I read the title: yes. headcannon accepted. i don't even need to read the whole thing to know i must reblog

Thomas and Alastair Adopt a Cat

Just bear with me on this one ok. 

One day when Alastair is walking back to the flat he shares with Thomas and sees a small cat in a puddle on the side on the road. He feels bad for it so he scoops it up and brings it home. 

He gives it a warm bath and gives it some fresh water and some tuna they had in the house. He then wraps it in a blanket and sits in front of the fireplace with it while petting it. 

When Thomas gets home he is very surprised his boyfriend is holding a cat. He asks what happened and Alastair tells him. He also tells him he is keeping the cat. 

Thomas likes the cat, they don’t know what to name it so it ends up just being called Cat. 

Thomas brings Cat to The Devil’s Tavern to show his friends. They all check out their friends’ new pet. 

The cat sleeps on the bed with them but they don’t mind. Alastair is the one that mostly takes care of it. He likes when it sits on his lap so he can pet it while he reads a book. 

For Christmas, Alastair’s mom gifts him a small cat collar that Cat now wears everyday. 

They really enjoy the cat and the cat loves them, until Thomas finds a stray dog and brings it home…Then the cat loves Alastair only lol. 

That’s it for today! Happy Thanksgiving if you live in the U.S.  I post tons of headcanons so check out my page for more and feel free to leave requests and suggestions in the ask box. Lots of Love and Goodnight :)

Matthew: If an individual has never tried broccoli and another has tried it once, and both say 'I do not like broccoli,' who has the more valid claim?

James: ?

Matthew: In this essay, I'll explain why it's more straight to fuck a dude in the ass once than not at all

James: I'm leaving

I'm 50% kitty, 49% jessa family, and 1% ready to burn the whole world down if it means i get to read twp sooner.

Thx for the taggg @666-notsatan @esnybitxh

1. Emma or Cordelia ( I'm sry cordy )

2. Julian or Jesse (jules 100% sorry ghostie )

3. Will or jace

4. Charlotte or Clary

5. Jessamine or Simon

6. Lucie or Dru ( I simp for dru so hard )

7. Anna or Izzy ( u can't even compare anna to anyone she's always gonna come out on top )

8. Gabriel or Alec

9. Christopher or Tyyyyyyyy

10. Jem or Kit (IM SORRY JEM THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE I JUST SIMP FOR KIT SO HARD)

11. Thomas or Mark

12. Matthew or Jace ( my hurting king )

13. Tessa or Cristina

14. Alastair or Alec ( loveeeeee )

15. Sophie or Jocelyn

@ anyone who wants to do it cuz I'm literally too lazy to tag rn

Before @sophiescones and I start screaming at each other (Amica, I love you and all, but Cordelia>>>>>Emma) I would like to get opinions on different family generations, and who’s superior.

1. Emma or Cordelia?

2. Julian or Jesse? (Wow, this is a hard decision, why did I make this one)

3. Jace or Will? (WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELF IT’S REALLY HARD???!)

4. Charlotte or Clary? (When even you can’t decide)

5. Jessamine or Simon?

6. Lucie or Dru?

7. Anna or Izzy?

8. Gabriel or Alec?

9. Christopher (Lightwood) or Ty? (I’m just comparing different generations at this point)

10. Jem or Kit (Herondale)?

11. Thomas or Mark?

12. Matthew or Jace? (Now we’re on repeats)

13. Tessa or Cristina?

14. Alastair or Alec?

15. Sophie or Jocelyn? (This one is so random lmao)

Tagging all my mutuals coz I wanna see these opinions running high

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