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Hello, I’m El the love reader 🏹

astrology | intuition | clairaudience | tarot

I am a trained relationship astrologer and sexologist specialising in love and romance - offering paid readings.

I use the Whole Sign method of astrology.

Have a general question ? Send an ask. General questions are related to astrology, love, sex or spirituality. I do not answer yes or no questions via ask; I do not answer medical/ health, death related questions.

Inbox is open for private reading bookings.

Reading offerings > please read below >

Asks 🕊

If you wish to ask a personal question via ask please make a small donation of $5 USD via Kofi. If you’d like it kept off the feed please indicate by writing; private ask with your question.

Private Readings 🕊

All private readings are $25 USD if you would like to book an extended reading please send me a private message and we can discuss in detail. Keep in mind all readings are related to love, sex or relationships. I don’t offer career or life advice.

Type of readings > Romance & Love 🕊

1. Channeled color/image love reading - $25

I will answer with a color+image channeled for you about you and your future person/details about your future person. I will contribute a short explanation of what I feel the meaning is (a paragraph).

2. Synastry chart reading - $25

I will analyse the synastry chart (relationship compatibility) between yourself and a partner of your choosing using whole sign astrology. This can be platonic or romantic. Please note: correct birth date, time and location required for accurate analysis. All birth info will be kept private and handled with discretion.

3. Romantic chart match 🏹 - $25

I will look into the romantic indicators in your personal birth chart and evaluate what sign combination would be an ideal match for you based on the astrology (short paragraph). This will include a look into your Venus & Mars sign and other romantic asteroids. Please note: correct birth date, time and location required for an accurate reading. All birth info will be kept private and handled with discretion.

4. Channelled love song - $25

I will channel your future person through a love song and offer a short explanation [short paragraph] of what I think the meaning is.

5. Past life love reading - $25

I will look into your past life with your person using a channelled color+image and my botanical oracle deck. I will contribute a short explanation of what I feel the meaning is (a short paragraph).

Masterlist for Master Manifestors

The 3D is Real and It's Coming Out of You Boo

All You Have to “Do” is Acknowledge It’s Already Done. Seriously. That's It.

You Aren’t Creating Anything. You Are Remembering Everything.

Ignoring Reality Makes No Sense When You Are Reality

Embrace Lazy Manifesting!

Manifesting and Why Feelings Don’t Matter. They Never Did.

How To Always Get What You Want

Trust Yourself. That’s How You Win.

Divine Timing is Your Timing.

Logically, You Already Have What You Want.

"Nothing to Change but Self" is Lowkey Bullshit

Stop Falling for “New Techniques” And Just Use Your Mind. It's Not Hard.

stop calling your desires "desires" when they are a part of your everyday life.

Nothing Is Hard. Nothing Is Difficult. It’s Just Done.

creds to @anitalenia for the beautiful dividers

If you only have 30 seconds to learn about magic, read this.

When casting a spell or manifesting a wish, do not focus on the thing — focus on the feeling.

Don’t focus on what the mansion looks like. Focus on what it feels like to live there.

Don’t focus on the car’s engine specs. Focus on what it feels like to drive it.

Don’t focus on the Maldives’ pristine waters. Focus on what it feels like to swim in it.

It’s the feeling that gets you there. If you can feel it, you can make it happen.

YOU WILL NEVER BE READY.

Let’s be honest, the more we wait the more we overthink and when we over think we doubt and we all know what happens when we start doubting. We will never find our selves in the perfect situation for the goals we want to achieve. Making yourself wait or putting things off because you need to be “ready” is self-sabotage. Obviously know the difference between pushing yourself in the right direction and overworking yourself. If you are doubting yourself because of xyz and the reasons you put forth onto why you shouldn’t do something are due to fear of failure or fear of rejection, that’s just a sign that you are scared and don’t believe in yourself. If you feel that you physically can’t because it’s affecting your mental state and quality of life then that’s probably a reason to wait .

Forcing yourself to do something you wouldn’t have done otherwise is discipline. Reaching your goals requires discipline. I’m not going to sit here and type like I’m a perfect being because I’m not, I also struggle with aiming to better myself from time to time. Nobody is perfect and people who you view as such have worked and pushed themselves to flourish where they are. The difference between successful people and average people are those who do what others could not, those who don’t wait for the perfect opportunity but seek other alternatives to get the same result. Those who are not bound by one idea of success but are willing to try different ways to get what they want.

Don’t beat yourself later for something you could’ve done now and don’t reject the past instead of learning from it. The time is now…

Embody your potential.

Strawberry / Strawberry Chocolate / Strawberry Crêpe

“I’ll send you on an express train to hell”

This African-Brazilian is Michiko Malandro. She escaped an inescapable prison four times. She rescued an abused foster child by running her motorcycle through their house. She out danced and out drank a stripper for simply looking at her the wrong way, and didn’t even flinch when being held at gunpoint by a mexican gang. She held her own in a shoot out against a professional assassin and once held down a hot air balloon with nothing but her arms and teeth. Michiko Malandro is loud and sassy and doesn’t take shit from anyone. This girl is my queen.

using tarot for yes/no questions

in this post i’ll explain how to interpret cards in a yes no fashion, and include my person cheat sheet of every card and it’s yes or no, or maybe.

please remember, this is my personal interpretation, you can follow it exactly or do it your way!!!!

before starting anything

make sure you have a good deck with good imagery. i would also suggest having a very good idea of each card. you don’t need to be super experienced with cards, but be able to have some basic key words and meanings behind each card. test yourself. pull random cards and see if you have a story, keywords, meanings, etc… something for each card. then start

interpreting the cards (basic)

for yes/no, you only need to pull 1- unless you are also finding the “why”. but i would just pull one card. if you haven’t- read this post of mine first

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how i approach a reading / the cards

do you feel overwhelmed when pulling cards? are you a beginner and need a guide to get started? read this to see how i personally do this

then take into account everything i’ve said(people, expressions, colors, etc….) and use that in a yes/no fashion.

keep in mind: no card has a set “yes” or “no”, but you can take into account the vibe behind it and the meanings. for example- the sun is a super positive card, so yes. while the 9 of swords is quite negative, so no.

as for court cards: i wouldn’t try to use a court card for a yes/no. i would use court cards as attitudes instead. for example: if you say- should i take the job at xyz… and it says knight of swords, i wouldn’t say yes/no, i would say don’t be to hasty on making a decision (i would probably pull more to clarify, but you get the idea). here’s some info that may be helpful

pages: feminine, younger, immature, naieve, messengers

knights: masculine, young, young adult, hasty

queens: feminine, older, mature

kings: masculine, older, mature

the cards and it’s yes/no

MAJOR ARCANA

fool- yes, with eyes open (be aware)

magician- yes, if the resources are there.

high priestess- you already know the answer. maybe

empress- yes

emperor- whatever is the best decision, logically. use surrounding cards to help or pull more. so, maybe

hierophant- maybe. follow the traditional answer, or ask for help from a trusted individual.

lovers- maybe, the answer may change as you go.

chariot- there isn’t a yes or no. it’s up to you to make the answer as you go. (yes, but nothing will happen if you don’t make it)

strength- yes, but will take hard work.

hermit- maybe, but there needs to be a better evaluation to thought behind this situation.

wheel of fortune- the answer will come to you, leave it for now if you can and come back to it. yes, if you really need an answer.

justice- maybe. justice is weird bc if you’re good- you’re good, but if you’re bad- you’re not good😭 take that how you see it

hanged man- maybe. look at the situation differently, then ask again.

death- this card will probably show itself during a hard time or ending. it’s a yes, but one that doesn’t come easily, but is needed.

temperance- yes, but have a good head and mindset moving forward.

devil- no

tower- no

star-yes, and trust the universe/god/spirit/etc…

moon- there isn’t enough information to come to an answer.

sun- huge yes

judgement- yes

world- yes

PENTACLES:

pentacles regard financial and material possessions. pentacles also represent stability and a sense of feeling grounded. here is a simplified yes/no key:

timing: slow moving, won’t be quick. months or years

financial: depends on the card (read below), but advises you to make sure financials are set and you are stable.

love: make sure the foundation is stable and everything else is set in place.

love language: gift giving, acts of service

person: an earth sign

ace- yes

2- no, it will be too much to carry. or too stressful.

3- ask a friend or trusted individual for help, yes but may need teamwork.

4- yes, the foundation is stable, but be aware of not being open to different options.

5- no, the financial situation is not at best or stuff is not aligned for a yes.

6- yes

7- yes, but don’t be upset if things don’t turn out EXACTLY how you expect. life doesn’t work that way.

8- yes, but it won’t come easy. hard work and dedication is needed here. and if you can’t do that, then take it as a no.

9- yes

10- yes

page- be open to learning new things and being open in general. this a “learn about every other option before making a decision”

knight- take this situation slow before doing anything. the answer will come along the way.

queen- yes but make sure you’re stable before anything

king- yes, but don’t over do it.

WANDS:

wands represent spirituality, passion, and hobbies. wands will probably pop up regarding situations of passion or at a time of high energy.

timing: very quick. days

financial: follow whatever your heart desires, and what your truly love. don’t get burnt out.

love: very passionate, but don’t make too quick of decisions and don’t be judgmental.

person: fire sign

love language: physical tough, quality time, acts of service.

ace- yes

2- maybe. consider your question heavily. i think you know the answer if this card is pulled.

3- yes, but you may need to wait a little and be patient:

4- yes

5- no

6- yes

7- mmmmm no.

8- yes, also fast/action filled energy here. don’t make too quick of a decision.

9- no

10- no

page- there isn’t enough energy or attitude at play here to make a decision that will benefit you. make a decision when you’re more energized and upbeat.

knight- don’t run into things, or make a decision to quickly.

queen- be confident about whatever decision you make.

king- confidence is key, but don’t be rude or judgment about whatever decision you make and others involved. passion is needed here as well.

CUPS:

cups represent feelings, emotions, and love. when cups show during a yes/no, you may be feeling either really low or very loved and happy. your situation may need to be rethought, or may need you in a better mentality.

timing: 5+ weeks - months

financial: you may be happy where you are, or you need to really consider this. you may be making a decision based on emotions, and that is not ideal.

love: romantic and full of love. can turn manipulative.

person: water sign

love language: physical touch, quality time

ace- yes

2- yes, but if this is legal or has to do with an important contract or deal, really be aware of all of the aspects and rules.

3- yes

4- no, the answer will probably not satisfy you. reconsider your options.

5- no.

6- maybe, with yes leaning. depends on who or what ur asking about.

7- you have many options. consider all of them before making a decision.

8- no.

9- yes

10- yes

page- the decision you make may be risky or shock you. be prepared

knight- a different option may arise than you are currently asking. be patient or look at things differently during this time

queen- this decision needs a calm, collected person. if you find you don’t have the personality or traits of a calm, kind, caring person, maybe this choice is not for you.

king- this king is connected. if you choose an option, choose one where you stay connected.

SWORDS:

swords represent truth, clarity, honesty, and communication. swords can mean that not all the answers/options are present in the moment, or someone is/isn’t telling the truth. of course, each card varies, but you get the idea.

timing: weeks

financial: make sure all options are on the table, and follow your brain. be logical. don’t be afraid to communicate issues or problems.

love: a very clear cut person, straightforward, good communication.

person: air sign.

love language: acts of service, words of confirmation

ace- yes

2- maybe, leaning towards no. you aren’t seeing all aspects rn and it is too uncertain.

3- no

4- maybe, with learning towards no. sleep on this.

5- no

6- maybe:depends on question. this card is ab leaving things and moving forward, take that as you see it.

7- no

8- no, you aren’t seeing things truly. there is also bias here.

9- no

10- no

page- be ready for whatever you choose, but don’t jump to conclusions.

knight- this card is even more hasty than the knight of wands- so REALLY be careful regarding speed here.

queen/king: swords are all about logic, clarity, and truth. make sure you have all aspects of the situation before making a decision.