“I’ll send you on an express train to hell”
This African-Brazilian is Michiko Malandro. She escaped an inescapable prison four times. She rescued an abused foster child by running her motorcycle through their house. She out danced and out drank a stripper for simply looking at her the wrong way, and didn’t even flinch when being held at gunpoint by a mexican gang. She held her own in a shoot out against a professional assassin and once held down a hot air balloon with nothing but her arms and teeth. Michiko Malandro is loud and sassy and doesn’t take shit from anyone. This girl is my queen.
Ways to rejuvenate spiritual & physical energy levels
Here are some herbs, plants, teas, foods, and recipes that will help rejuvenate energy:
Ginseng: This is a traditional Chinese herb that has been used for centuries to increase energy levels, reduce stress and fatigue.
Matcha Tea: This tea is a form of green tea that is high in antioxidants and caffeine, which can help improve mental alertness and physical energy.
Maca Root: This herb has been traditionally used in Peru to enhance stamina, endurance and energy levels.
Ashwagandha: This adaptogenic herb is used in Ayurvedic medicine to reduce stress, anxiety, and fatigue.
Chia Seeds: These tiny seeds are packed with nutrients and can help provide a slow release of energy throughout the day.
Dark Chocolate: This treat is high in flavonoids which can help improve mental alertness and focus.
Spinach: This leafy green vegetable is high in iron, which is essential for maintaining energy levels.
Quinoa: This grain is rich in protein and complex carbohydrates, which can provide sustained energy.
Lemon & Ginger Tea: This tea is a great way to boost your immune system, reduce inflammation, and increase energy levels.
Berry Smoothie: Blend together a handful of mixed berries, a banana, a tablespoon of honey, and some almond milk for a delicious and energizing smoothie.
Avocado Toast: Mash half an avocado and spread it onto a slice of whole-grain bread for a healthy and energizing breakfast.
Grilled Chicken Salad: Toss together some grilled chicken, mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, and a lemon vinaigrette for a light and energizing lunch.
Sweet Potato & Lentil Curry: This hearty and delicious dish is packed with nutrients and is a great source of sustained energy.
Baked Salmon: This fish is high in omega-3 fatty acids which can help improve mental focus and reduce fatigue.
Golden Milk: This warm and soothing drink is made with turmeric, ginger, honey, and coconut milk, and is believed to help reduce inflammation and increase energy levels.
How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
my manifestations so far <333
- getting prettier/a face more like my ideal
- cancelling my lesson
- weather change
- subliminals working instantly for me
all within 1 week of discovering law of assumption :D
Hello, I’m El the love reader 🏹
astrology | intuition | clairaudience | tarot
I am a trained relationship astrologer and sexologist specialising in love and romance - offering paid readings.
I use the Whole Sign method of astrology.
Have a general question ? Send an ask. General questions are related to astrology, love, sex or spirituality. I do not answer yes or no questions via ask; I do not answer medical/ health, death related questions.
Inbox is open for private reading bookings.
Reading offerings > please read below >
Asks 🕊
If you wish to ask a personal question via ask please make a small donation of $5 USD via Kofi. If you’d like it kept off the feed please indicate by writing; private ask with your question.
Private Readings 🕊
All private readings are $25 USD if you would like to book an extended reading please send me a private message and we can discuss in detail. Keep in mind all readings are related to love, sex or relationships. I don’t offer career or life advice.
Type of readings > Romance & Love 🕊
1. Channeled color/image love reading - $25
I will answer with a color+image channeled for you about you and your future person/details about your future person. I will contribute a short explanation of what I feel the meaning is (a paragraph).
2. Synastry chart reading - $25
I will analyse the synastry chart (relationship compatibility) between yourself and a partner of your choosing using whole sign astrology. This can be platonic or romantic. Please note: correct birth date, time and location required for accurate analysis. All birth info will be kept private and handled with discretion.
3. Romantic chart match 🏹 - $25
I will look into the romantic indicators in your personal birth chart and evaluate what sign combination would be an ideal match for you based on the astrology (short paragraph). This will include a look into your Venus & Mars sign and other romantic asteroids. Please note: correct birth date, time and location required for an accurate reading. All birth info will be kept private and handled with discretion.
4. Channelled love song - $25
I will channel your future person through a love song and offer a short explanation [short paragraph] of what I think the meaning is.
5. Past life love reading - $25
I will look into your past life with your person using a channelled color+image and my botanical oracle deck. I will contribute a short explanation of what I feel the meaning is (a short paragraph).
Sometimes you have no specific question at all. But you find yourself curious about life in the long haul.
Separate the Major Arcana (22 cards); the court cards (16 cards); the Wands, the Cups, the Swords, and the Pentacles (10 cards each). You should have six piles.
Overhand shuffle the Major Arcana, while asking, “What can I expect from life?” If a single card jumps out and lands face side up, that is your answer. Otherwise, put any rogues back in the pile and take the card on top. Read it.
Examples:
Justice – Life will give you whatever you deserve.
Death – Life as you know it now will change completely.
The Sun – Life will make you very happy.
Overhand shuffle the court cards, while asking, “Who will help me?” If a single card jumps out and lands face side up, that is your answer. Otherwise, put any rogues back in the pile and take the card on top. Read it.
Examples:
King of Wands – A Leo. Someone brave and protective.
Queen of Wands – An Aries. Someone strong and powerful.
Page of Cups – A Water sign. Someone emotional and loving.
Overhand shuffle the Wands, while asking, “Where will I find passion?” If a single card jumps out and lands face side up, that is your answer. Otherwise, put any rogues back in the pile and take the card on top. Read it.
Examples:
Ace of Wands – In something you have not tried before.
Five of Wands – In sports or competition.
Eight of Wands – In communication or travel.
Overhand shuffle the Cups, while asking, “Will love find me?” If a single card jumps out and lands face side up, that is your answer. Otherwise, put any rogues back in the pile and take the card on top. Read it.
Examples:
Ace of Cups – Yes, a new love will find you.
Five of Cups – Yes, but it will not stay.
Ten of Cups – Yes, and it will last forever.
Overhand shuffle the Swords, while asking, “Will I defeat my demons?” If a single card jumps out and lands face side up, that is your answer. Otherwise, put any rogues back in the pile and take the card on top. Read it.
Examples:
Ace of Swords – Yes, you will slay them.
Three of Swords – They will always stay with you.
Ten of Swords – Never.
Overhand shuffle the Pentacles, while asking, “Will I know wealth?” If a single card jumps out and lands face side up, that is your answer. Otherwise, put any rogues back in the pile and take the card on top. Read it.
Examples:
Ace of Pentacles – Yes, like never before.
Five of Pentacles – You will know poverty.
Ten of Pentacles – Definitely.
Put the whole deck together again. Overhand shuffle all 78 cards, while asking, “When will any of this begin?”
If two cards jump out and land face side up, they are your answer. Otherwise, put any rogues back in the pile and take the card on top and the one at the bottom. Those are the two possibilities. For meanings, refer to this.
choose the image that feels like the feeling you want to feel when watching youtube
some examples of feelings >entertained >enlightened >relaxed >seen/felt/heard/connected topic of images: shows i loved as a kid
Pile One : Hannah Montana
gaming videos let go of your high expectations. embrace authenticity and nothingness. you could use a community of different minded people.
some recommendations : sykkuno, quarterjade ,xchocobars disguisedtoast, plumbella, quackity, fuslie
Pile Two: Little Bill
old youtube content
watch an old youtuber you used to love . watch someone who lets you into their life (in their way) Live in a world that doesn't exist anymore so you can really get away. having someone you can look up to would be beneficial.
some recommendations: dan and phil, zoella and alphi, rclbeauty, pat vs. jen, niki and gabi
Pile Three : Wow Wow Wubzy
deep dives
information on random subjects. research your favorite subjects. you are on a steady path in life so what you find interesting will benefit you. Continue to grow by learning from your mistakes.
some recommendations: Kaz Rowe, Ashley Norton, Kurtis Conner, mila tequila, athena p
Pile Four: The Backyardigans
mystery
watch some mysteries and search up your randomest questions. it would be good for you to be exposed to the darker and realer parts of life.
some recommendations: the watcher, missmangobutt, bailey sarian, kendall rae, try guys
Pile Five: Gullah Gullah Island
mukbangs and asmr be young at heart. connect with someone. make space to relax and love.
some recommendations: latteasmr, stories with kina, lofiluvasmr, sas-asmr, gracev
Pile Six: The Fresh Beat Band
educational
watch content related to the courses you're taking or your job. learn a new skill. get serious about life.
some recommendations: ted talks, news channels, science channels, history channels
🌊 Subtle Aphrodite Worship 🦪
Make your body wash/shampoo/conditioner rose scented
Have a rose or sweet scented candle that you light (doesn't have to be on an altar)
Create a skin/body care routine
Have perfume/cologne that you dedicate to her
Wear jewelry that reminds you of her
Carry a pocket charm that reminds you of her (dove works well in a Christian household and is a sacred animal of hers)
Keep a small picture of her in your wallet (maybe carry modern art and claim she is a character from something if asked)
Wear a locket with a picture of someone you love or of her
Give compliments to strangers
Drink water regularly and dedicate a glass of it to her
Collect seashells (if possible)
Collect things you simply find pretty
Get a stuffed animal of a dove or swan/have imagery of those animals around (dove works especially well in a Christian household)
Plan your outfits/wear clothes that make you feel good
Keep a journal of poetry dedicated to Aphrodite and love-related topics; can also be a general positivity journal or diary (maybe a diary in a way of writing letters to her but saying a code name instead of "Aphrodite")
Keep heart-shaped imagery around
Embrace yourself; give yourself love
Forgive yourself of past mistakes
Give yourself compliments; start small if needed; I recommend doing this in a mirror
Pin up pictures of loved ones on a mirror or wall
If possible, burn some incense in honor of her; strawberry always has a great smell to it
Watch a love-focused movie (romantic or platonic)
Listen to or read stories about acts of kindness and love
Paint your nails or wear make-up (if you enjoy those things and are able to)
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I may add more to this later, but here is my list of subtle ways to worship Aphrodite so far! Worship can absolutely be discreet, and if it needs to be for safety or the like, know that the gods will almost certainly understand. Take care, y'all! 🩷
Link to Subtle Worship Master list
her style is everything