My Cousins Daughter Found A Heart On Their School Playground!

She doesn’t fight crime Or wear a cape She doesn’t read minds Or levitate But every time my world needs saving She’s my Superman Some folks don’t believe in heroes ‘Cause they haven’t met my mom

Cuando te dicen “Ya estoy llegando” y todavía le queda por cruzar Narnia, el Campo de Quidditch de Hogwarts, Mordor, y hacer autoestop en el país de las maravillas.

wars don’t spare children.

Annabeth: It’s cold.

Percy : Here have my jacket.

Percy : It’s cold.

Annabeth : *sigh* I know that, Seaweed Brain. *cuddles Percy for body warmth*

Piper : It’s cold.

Jason : *calls on warm and summery winds* better?

Jason : It’s cold.

Piper : *charmspeaks* No it’s not, it’s warm.

Calypso : It’s cold.

Leo : *just heats himself up a bit and walks closer to Calypso*

Leo : It’s cold.

Calypso : *snorts* who am I talking to again? Just heat yourself up. You have fire powers for the gods sake.

Hazel : It’s cold.

Frank : *wraps arms around her shoulders*

Frank : It’s cold.

Hazel : *wraps arms around his waist because she can’t reach his shoulders*

Nico : It’s cold.

Will : Nico, I told you to put on a jacket but nooooo, I’ll be fine, it’s not that cold. Take my jacket, I have two. Doctors orders.

Will : It’s cold.

Nico : Will what do you want me to do? Hug you? You’ve been complaining that my hands are too cold for days. Give you a jacket? I don’t have one. Steal someone else’s? Um… ok.

Will : Nico forget it.

Alex : It’s cold.

Magnus : … uh yeah. Um you want my jacket or something? *blushing*

Magnus : It’s cold.

Alex : Too bad.

I remember when I was in like high school and I’d be sleeping in my bed peacefully, and then I’d wake up and be like- Wait a minute, why isn’t my mom yelling at me to go downstairs and eat?

So I walked to the window and saw snow falling to the ground. I’d go back to bed and snuggle in the covers when my mother would burst in and tell me it was only a two hour delay and I’d feel like murdering somebody.

Also, when I wanted snow, I’d look out the window and be like- cmon snow! Snow! And the snow would never fall and I’d have to go to school.

Please tell me I’m not the only one...

Percy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.

Nico: only if you also don’t ask why

Nico: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.

Percy:

Nico:

Percy: this one is fine

“If I can’t find a path, I will carve one out from stone to get where I want to go.”- PoeticInjustice

Greek Demigods: Wired for the greek alphabet, they have dyslexia.

Roman Demigods: Wired for roman numerals, but unlike greek demigods they’re used to the latin alphabet, they have dyscalculia.

Norse Demigods: Wired more for norse oral tradition, cause runes weren’t used for much more than simple short messages, they have dysgraphia.

Egyptian Godlings: Constantly being possessed by gods and hosting them in their bodies, they have issues with disassociation

thats my headcanon anyway i think it makes sense

I NEED THIS STORY

But a PJO Royalty/Olden-Days AU 

Where Zeus is King of Olympus

But everyone knows that Princess Thalia and Prince Jason were not born of his queen, Hera 

Duke Poseidon is Captain of the Navy, and tries to stay away from his brother’s dramas 

But his son, Percy, is well-known for his strength and bravery and keeps getting called on 

And Duke Hades is just done 

He lives as far away from the castle as possible 

But his children, Nico and Hazel, live in the castle 

He had another daughter, Bianca, but she died of illness a couple of years back 

Zeus’ advisor, Athena, is well known for her intelligence, but also her coldness and detachedness 

Her daughter, Annabeth, tries to copy her, but is too full of energy 

Bellona and Ares are co-incharge of the army 

But while they have a rivalry, Reyna and Frank, their respective children, get along very well 

Ares’ daughter, Clarisse, stays clear of them both 

Hermes is the messenger 

He has twins, Conner and Travis, who are full of life and are loved by the court 

But his eldest son, Luke, is known for being bitter and hating the monarchy system 

Aphrodite is a wealthy lady, and cousin to the king- so she lives in the castle 

She’s followed around everywhere by her handmaidens: Silena, Drew, Piper and Lacy

Apollo is both the healer and the court entertainer 

And has so many children, all by different woman 

The most notable is Will, who has noticeable talent as a healer

Pan is that traveling nature-man who Grover adores 

Artemis runs a gang of girls who are done with the patriarchal system

They are rivalled only by the army set up by Bellona’s eldest daughter, Hylla 

Demeter is a prominent farmer and is in charge of the country’s produce 

But her daughter, Meg, runs havoc throughout the castle 

Hephaestus runs the forges and armoury 

His son, Leo, will take over someday and, though he is a trouble-maker, is amazing 

Posiedon’s son, Tyson, also has a passion for the forges 

Dionysius is that one drunk guy that no one likes 

Chiron is the tutor Zeus’ children, but tutors the other children in the castle, too 

And over the sea there is that warring-country of Valhalla 

And no one is ever quite sure what goes over in the pyramid-land. They don’t even know its name.