Greek Demigods: Wired For The Greek Alphabet, They Have Dyslexia.

My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?

Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*

My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*

Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*

My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.

Me: no...

My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.

My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...

Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN

*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????

Percy: 'Kissing' is such a dumb word. 'Face battle' sounds way cooler.

Annabeth: May I challenge you to a face battle, my love?

Percy: *blushing* Yeah.

Hallmark

Watching Hallmark movies should deserve a prize.

If by choice, you get the prize of You Could Love In Hell, and if by force, Bless Your Soul. I have a very bad reputation with Hallmark Movies, as my grandmother on my moms side watched TeleNovelas I suppose I should be used to it, but my aunt loves Hallmark movies. The drama, the love, the Christmas, the mystery. The whatever there is in Hallmark movies.

Oh, I’m not being mean to those who think watching Hallmark is a hobby and they adore it, I just feel like nobody should be forced to watch cliche romance.

Love, Hestia M.

Monsters when Percy was 12 years old: Fuck Percy Jackson!

Monsters when Percy is 17 years old: Fuck, it’s Percy Jackson!

don’t mess with a chase

Dakota: So, Percy, how are you and Annabeth doing?

Percy: Oh. We're no longer dating. Annabeth's my ex-lover now.

Dakota:

Annabeth: Percy! I told you to stop saying that!

Annabeth: *clears throat* Hi, I'm Percy's spouse.

“Hopelessnes attacks her victims with the sharp tip of a knife, drawing slowly, torturing like, over their skin, until finally plunging into their heart. She works with depression, the ugly monster under my bed”- PoeticInjustice

The Romans: *adopting Greek gods into their pantheon with different names*

The Romans:

What do you mean this didn’t happen in canon? Please Reblog

So. On Webtoon I’m reading Sirens Lament. OMG THE FEELS. I JUST FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO GET THAT OUT BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO SQUEEL AND JUMP ON THE BED AND THROW MY PHONE AND CRY AND ALL THESE EMOTIONS. Yeah. That’s all

#webtoon #feels #idkwhattodo #whydoidothistomyself #canthelpmyself #SirensLament