But a PJO Royalty/Olden-Days AU
Where Zeus is King of Olympus
But everyone knows that Princess Thalia and Prince Jason were not born of his queen, Hera
Duke Poseidon is Captain of the Navy, and tries to stay away from his brother’s dramas
But his son, Percy, is well-known for his strength and bravery and keeps getting called on
And Duke Hades is just done
He lives as far away from the castle as possible
But his children, Nico and Hazel, live in the castle
He had another daughter, Bianca, but she died of illness a couple of years back
Zeus’ advisor, Athena, is well known for her intelligence, but also her coldness and detachedness
Her daughter, Annabeth, tries to copy her, but is too full of energy
Bellona and Ares are co-incharge of the army
But while they have a rivalry, Reyna and Frank, their respective children, get along very well
Ares’ daughter, Clarisse, stays clear of them both
Hermes is the messenger
He has twins, Conner and Travis, who are full of life and are loved by the court
But his eldest son, Luke, is known for being bitter and hating the monarchy system
Aphrodite is a wealthy lady, and cousin to the king- so she lives in the castle
She’s followed around everywhere by her handmaidens: Silena, Drew, Piper and Lacy
Apollo is both the healer and the court entertainer
And has so many children, all by different woman
The most notable is Will, who has noticeable talent as a healer
Pan is that traveling nature-man who Grover adores
Artemis runs a gang of girls who are done with the patriarchal system
They are rivalled only by the army set up by Bellona’s eldest daughter, Hylla
Demeter is a prominent farmer and is in charge of the country’s produce
But her daughter, Meg, runs havoc throughout the castle
Hephaestus runs the forges and armoury
His son, Leo, will take over someday and, though he is a trouble-maker, is amazing
Posiedon’s son, Tyson, also has a passion for the forges
Dionysius is that one drunk guy that no one likes
Chiron is the tutor Zeus’ children, but tutors the other children in the castle, too
And over the sea there is that warring-country of Valhalla
And no one is ever quite sure what goes over in the pyramid-land. They don’t even know its name.
apolloo
The Romans: *adopting Greek gods into their pantheon with different names*
The Romans:
harry: when i came to this magical world, the most powerful being i met, who is also my mentor, refused to give me a straight answer to any of my questions
peter pevensie: same, man
My mom helping me with homework: If John has 90 apples and you take away 11 times 5 how much is it?
Me: *takes longer than 30 seconds to reply because I’m doing the math*
My mom: IF JOHN HAS 90 FRICKING APPLES AND YOU TAKE AWAY 11 TIMES 5 BENDITAS MANSANAS CUÁNTO TIENES HIJA????*
Me: I don’t know!*whimpers*
My mom: Didn’t they teach you this in school! And don’t talk back to me.
Me: no...
My mom: Ay Dios Mío, ima get your dad and see what he has to say about this.
My dad: You calculate the 500th degree angle of the 5 to get 6 and then you add how many you have left over our previous equation...
Me: OH MY GODS IM NEVER ASKING FOR HELP AGAIN
*basically means in Nicaraguan- a type of Spanish- Lol- IF YOU HAVE FIVE F***ING APPLES HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE LEFT??????
Percy: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can’t have you ask any questions why.
Nico: only if you also don’t ask why
Nico: *pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* take your pick.
Percy:
Nico:
Percy: this one is fine
Courage, dear heart.
Wake me up
When the storm is over
So I won’t have to live
A darkened night
Let me sleep
Until clouds of grey
Retreat into the
Horizon
Please wake me up
When the waves are calm
Don’t let me sink
Into their froth.
Harry: I’m…grounded?
James: *fold arms* Yes. You’re grounded.
Lily: You disobeyed the rules.
Sirius: *holding a shovel* Yes. And now we are going to bury you to teach you a lesson.
Remus: Sirius NO! That’s not how grounding works.
A young single mom who is helplessly in love with books... don’t think me old, I’m 20.
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