Stayfortheceviche - Another Gay Depressed Art Student

they get sooo fucking hissy about each other

Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

Long shots

hi tunglr *slides a page of wilsons across the table*

in another universe, cuddy and wilson married each other, fell out of love in a few years, but stayed married for their daughter(rachel)'s sake.

one day when house comes over to their place for the first time to formally meet rachel, she starts calling him dada. everyone's confused because wilson is "papa" so she's not confusing house for her dad.

after series of events its revealed that all this time, cuddy and wilson, both have been cheating on each other....with house. and since he would come over while the other partner wasn't at home, rachel just assumed house was just this extra parent she had.

so for her, her family was mommy, papa, dada and she herself (as per the picture she drew in her art class and later proudly hung it up on the fridge).

all of them are just baffled at this point.

Guys I think he wants that effing cookie

wilson :)

I honestly think House could burst into the cafeteria frantically and march up to Wilson and say, out of breath, "don't ask questions, just kiss me" and then Wilson would go along with it, assuming there's some legitimate reason why that's happening

turns out it's just the only way House could think of to get Wilson to kiss him without doing that yuck "communication" myth