They Get Sooo Fucking Hissy About Each Other

phil just casually sitting there muching his fudge and drinking his tea while dan is running for his life is so fucking funny he's truly embracing the passenger princess life

I’m new to tumblr so I’m not completely sure how this works. First post, and it’s wolfstar!

"House and Wilson are dating and haven't told anyone yet, but they accidentally give themselves away by doing something couple-y" trope except it's not an absent-minded and automatic kiss that gives them away, it's how House straightup licks Wilson's face (to be annoying) and Wilson looks back at House with the wettest heart-eyes imaginable (rather than immediately wiping his cheek and/or hitting House with something)

You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.

S.E. Hinton / The Outsiders

she’s unhinged she’s religiously traumatized she’s a child soldier she’s a genius she’s 5’1 and commands every room she walks into she’s middle-aged she’s good with babies she’s bad at baking she’s a horrifying driver and she has never done anything wrong in her life

my cutie patootie and his freak dog or something

House: Guys check out this porno Wilson was in, isn't this hilarious?!

Apparently no one at the hospital: House, why did YOU watch the porno Wilson was in?