I honestly think House could burst into the cafeteria frantically and march up to Wilson and say, out of breath, "don't ask questions, just kiss me" and then Wilson would go along with it, assuming there's some legitimate reason why that's happening
turns out it's just the only way House could think of to get Wilson to kiss him without doing that yuck "communication" myth
Alaska Thunderfuck sings Roxxxy Andrew’s Read U Wrote U verse as a ballad (full vid)
And last but not least, lo and behold
(Honorably mention to merlin and King Arthur, the medieval Sherlock and watson)
house manages to perfectly convey the expression of a bisexual who believes his male and female crushes just started dating each other
An hour of enrichment a day keeps your pet house tamed for a while
howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
howley and aziraphil are here to save the world
she’s unhinged she’s religiously traumatized she’s a child soldier she’s a genius she’s 5’1 and commands every room she walks into she’s middle-aged she’s good with babies she’s bad at baking she’s a horrifying driver and she has never done anything wrong in her life
"House and Wilson are dating and haven't told anyone yet, but they accidentally give themselves away by doing something couple-y" trope except it's not an absent-minded and automatic kiss that gives them away, it's how House straightup licks Wilson's face (to be annoying) and Wilson looks back at House with the wettest heart-eyes imaginable (rather than immediately wiping his cheek and/or hitting House with something)
all these being from one episode is insane
this is what we had before we had wandavision
Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife
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