outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!
innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip
Good Boy
truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
I was rereading poa and got carried away
Old men yaoi (they’re sickening I hate them so fucking much)
this tiktok was too house md to not draw
And last but not least, lo and behold
(Honorably mention to merlin and King Arthur, the medieval Sherlock and watson)
i (rarely) post art, crackhead things i’ve heard or said, or random dumb things
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