Biblical Sherlock And Watson

house manages to perfectly convey the expression of a bisexual who believes his male and female crushes just started dating each other

artist : @star_ry_eyed

Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is awkward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

Ship so heavily implied even the main character's girlfriend was DREAMING about it

"I don't think these guys are even at the shipping stage yet, there's just tension" skill issue I was shipping these girls the moment they stepped into the elevator

watching dan and phil is embarrassing sometimes like why am i watching 25 minutes of two british dudes Having a crush on each other featuring some shitty gameplay and a sketchy app they're promoting

House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie