This Tiktok Was Too House Md To Not Draw

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

Wilson buys House one of those reversible squid plushies as a joke and House dismissively tosses it on his desk and it sits there on the angry side for days

but then Wilson comes in after House solves his case and he notices that while the squid hasn't moved, it's been flipped to the happy side

The last of us gif 🌿

#MILCHICK: don't i get a dream for myself?

hey sweetheart! now, this might be a bit of a challenge for a list, but if you would find time for it, i would appreciate it beyond words!

im really into stories where they have sex before they are in a relationship. before they confess or even realise their feelings. or when one thinks 'i know we had sex, but its just sex, its nothing emotional'

i cant explain why, but it really keeps me going! any fics like that on the mind?

Hi Lovely!!!

GAAWWWWD I know that I have more than I think I do, but I'm going to use your ask as an excuse to post up my next FWB list... because that's genuinely the only tag that's coming to me that this could relate to your request!! I'm PAINFULLY oblivious to stuff like this, I'm SO SORRY.

I'm sorry if it's not what you're looking for but I hope that you'll like this list anyway, and if anyone has anything to add, please do!!

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS PT 2

See also: Friends With Benefits

BOOKMARKS

Isosceles by SilentAuror (E, 56,609 w., 7 Ch. || Post-S4, POV John, Original Male Character / Sherlock Dates Another Man, Love Triangle, Jealous John, Virgin Sherlock, Sexual Coaching, Angst, Romance, Domesticity, Unrequited Feelings, Miscommunication, First Kiss/Time, For a Case, Friends With Benefits, Bottomlock, Love Confessions, Spooning) – After solving a case for a major celebrity, Sherlock gets himself asked out. When John asks, he discovers that Sherlock has no intention of going, at least not until John agrees to coach him through whatever he might need to know for his date...

Bakers with Benefits by Raina_at (E, 88,130 w., 14 Ch. || Great British Bake Off AU || Strangers to Lovers, Switchlock, Friends with Benefits, Mentions of Alcoholism / Past Drug Use, Banter, Flirting, Fluff, Light Angst, Semi-Public Sex, Past Sherlock/Victor, Mutual Pining, POV Sherlock, Obsessive Sherlock, John’s Bum) – Sherlock Holmes has a successful YouTube baking channel, but what he really wants is his own bakery. When an old friend sends him a call for the very first Great British Bake Off, he seizes the opportunity to finally win a sponsor for his bakery. Here's the plan: Win Bake Off, get the bakery, don't fall in love with the handsome Army doctor at the neighbouring station. Easy.

MARKED FOR LATER

Holding Hands by loveanddeathandartandtaxes (E, 9,494 w., 7 Ch. || Escort Service, Inexperienced Sherlock, Voyeurism, Oral / Anal, Rimming, Demisexual Sherlock, Repressed Bisexual John, Friends with Benefits to Lovers, Sherlock/OMC) – "I'm not actually gay." Peter shrugged. "It's all just skin and orgasms, in the end." "I... suppose so. But - we're not like that. We're friends; we don't have sex." "You're about to watch him have sex," Peter pointed out.

above the gloomy copse by HOverSeas (M, 9,849 w., 1 Ch. || Vet / Farmer AU || Farmer Boy Sherlock, Veterinarian John, Friends with Benefits, Insecure Sherlock, Horny John, Sheep and Goats) – John and Sherlock have a good agreement, no strings attached. Of course John’s feelings for James Sholto won’t interfere with it, John thinks, like a fool.

Strictly Business by milverton (E, 14,153 w., 3 Ch. || Friends With Benefits, Angst and Humour, Gay Bar) – Sherlock and John try being "friends with benefits." It's nice, for a bit.

The Chemistry is Incredibly Simple and Very Destructive by  starrysummernights (E, 43,862 w., 14 Ch. || Friends With Benefits, Friends to Lovers, First Time, Humour, Angst, From Sex to Love) – Sherlock is too busy to continue to go out and procure willing sex partners for himself so he comes up with the perfect solution: John. After all, he knows John is attracted to him and they are already living together. Why not make their friendship one with benefits? What could go wrong?

Dive by FinAmour (E, 65,595 w., 15 Ch. || Unilock AU || Mutual Pining, Love Confessions, PWP, Passionate Sex, MLM / WLW, Soul Mates, Idiots in Love, Mysterious Disappearances, Suspenses, Case Fic, BAMF John, Plot Twists, Protective Sherlock, Past Lives, Oral/Anal, Top Sherlock, Top John, Rimming, Coming Untouched, Frottage, Sexual Tension, Enemies to Lovers, Blow Jobs, Semi-Public Sex, Friends With Benefits, Bisexual John, Polyamory, Dirty Talk, Body Shots, Rough Sex, Found Family, Wall Sex, Love Letters) – It’s John’s third year of studying abroad at Harvard, and he’s still struggling to fit in. On a cold night in December, he finds his girlfriend with another man—and meets a tall, gorgeous bartender with horrible manners that he can’t stop thinking about. Just as John falls for him, madly, swiftly, deeply—the bartender disappears, and the bar unexpectedly shuts down. Unexplained occurrences begin to happen to John and his friends, and he slowly discovers the truth about the one he loves. Will he find him in time to tell him how he feels, and more importantly—can he keep him safe?

Will You Take Me Home? by Jobooksandcoffee (E, 114,689 w., 22 Ch. || Post S4, Sherlock / OC, Post Break Up, Angst With Happy Ending, Angst and Feels, Parent-Child Relationship, Therapy, Friends With Benefits, Ex Sex, Messy Idiots, Fights, Mutual Pining, Mutual Jealousy, Slow Burn, Mentions of Drugs/Overdose, Suicidal Ideation) – Inspired by the wondrous "Know You All Over Again" by the brilliant Poppy Alexander, it is story of a painful break up. Two men are looking for ways to cope, to raise their 10 year old girl, to find reasons for going on. They need help of family and friends to make it through. Will each be able to do what the other needs? Will they be able to trust again? Sherlock and John must find themselves and unearth what went wrong, so they can build a new relationship. 

WORK IN PROGRESS

Who We Are in the Dark by LaKoda0518 & WritingOutLoud (E, 27,417 w., 6/? Ch. || WiP || Post TGG/ASiB, Internalized Homophobia, John in Denial, Sexuality Crisis, Jealousy, Repressed John, Hand Jobs, Shower Sex, Friends With Benefits, Bathing, Angst and Fluff, Happy Ending) – John uses sex as a weapon, wielding it as a barrier of protection rather than face the truth. Sherlock is a more than willing target, choosing to bear the scars of the man he loves in order to keep him close. If Sherlock is only allowed a fraction of John, empty promises in the middle of the night, that is enough. Isn’t it?

House is the type of person to only have a 3-in-1 body wash at his place and Wilson is the type of person to have lotions and bottles full of stuff House doesn't even know the words of. So whenever they stay at eachother's place, they shower like it's their guilty pleasure and Wilson feels like a really fucking masculine guy and House lets his inner diva shine!!

outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!

innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip

folk hero really