Stale-garden-hose - Az S.

does this art style take absolutely forever? Yes. Am I obsessed with it anyway. Also yes

fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of comments in a row that have been deleted for “offering bad advice”, you can replace “reddit” in the url with “ceddit” to see the same page with all the deleted comments still there, and roughly half the time the “"bad advice”“ is literally anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn’t trust the cops

hey girl. um. Are you subway. cause youre the only sub i. way. Haha (coins spill outof shirt pockets ) Sorry i just robbed a child’s lemonade stand

elderly woman at work today mentioned her wife today while i was ringing her up, HP fully restored +20 strength +20 constitution

this just in: eating like shit for no reason is bad for you

I spent the day thrifting with my partner to start feminizing my wardrobe and we kind of did our own thing so we had a fashion show when we got home and YALL. One point my partner put my hair up a way I've never done and w the new clothrs when I looked in the mirror I saw the girl I've always wanted to be smiling back. I started crying from the euphoria

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

girl mutuals who want to kiss and eat cunt & so forth should be paid by the state to go see each other