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one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on

I love seeing adhders/autistics obviously unmask. Like yes boo, stim and stomp and talk yourself into circles about the cool dog you saw. It just makes me so happy that I get to see the things an autistic person only does when they feel safe.

my main goal in life is genuinely just to have a good day

I'm reverse Sissy puss someone tied me up to a boulder sent it tumbling down and I've been falling downward ever since

A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

Shoutout to AroAce Agender Autistics

We really were born to say no to every social norm ever and I love that

I hate hate hate hate HATE that most of the time when I’m searching for info on autism the results always regard autistic children and are written by allistic adults for allistic parents who hate autistic children

Like I’m just going “hehe hey google do other autistic people sensory seek in carbonated drinks” and Google is like “DUMB STUPID LITTLE AUTISTIC BABIES REALLY LIKE DRINKING DUMB STUPID LITTLE AUTISTIC DRINKS LIKE SPRITE AND COKE BECAUSE THEY’RE DUMB STUPID LITTLE AUTISTIC BABIES!!!!!”

Best friend. The autistic kids you’re writing about so unkindly are going to become adults. And they’re going to be unhappy when they read that shit.