This Just In: Eating Like Shit For No Reason Is Bad For You

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

I'm reverse Sissy puss someone tied me up to a boulder sent it tumbling down and I've been falling downward ever since

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

i'm at a concert thingy and the bands don't start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i'm pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao

The fact that there’s an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.