Stale-garden-hose - Az S.

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Fact #1017: It's ok if you're out online but not irl.

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

elderly woman at work today mentioned her wife today while i was ringing her up, HP fully restored +20 strength +20 constitution

We proudly service 3 demographics here at Amtrak.

Autistic White boys

Trans Girls

73 year retirees

We also service New Yorkers, but not with any kind of pride

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy