Fact #1017: It's Ok If You're Out Online But Not Irl.

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

No but seriously as I’ve gotten older I realize more and more that although white gays do face certain levels of oppression they are still white people.....like does that make sense?

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

against the kitchen floor. you agree. reblog

OH MY GOD HE DID THE THING

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fun fact: basically every mod on r/legaladvice is a cop. if you see a bunch of comments in a row that have been deleted for “offering bad advice”, you can replace “reddit” in the url with “ceddit” to see the same page with all the deleted comments still there, and roughly half the time the “"bad advice”“ is literally anything that suggests that maybe OP shouldn’t trust the cops