A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”
The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!”
The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”
it's women's wrongs wednesday please for the love of god can someone murder ron desantis
sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
I absolutely will die on this hill, access to fiction that makes your skin crawl and open discussion about it is the best way to keep that skin crawling fiction from happening in reality.
It doesn't matter if it is ~positively~ or negatively portrayed. If you censor it, we don't talk about it, then we can't protect against it.
my dastardly bastard of a son Speedfast Turboquick making a mockery of olympic track and field athletes
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the way history can feel so mundane when you’re alive for it. donald trump indicted for conspiring to overturn the election and i’m like. making dinner in the microwave