America Moment

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

yeah sorry for the rain today i downloaded a new weather app it's pretty bad

God I wish this were a service I could actually offer to people. I’d do it for a hot meal and some laughs, I don’t even need money to start trouble.