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How to tell a raven from a crow. Made with corvid researcher Dr. Kaeli Swift for her blog post on the subject!

"End Feudalism humanely, spray or neuter your landlord today"

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Mongolian history class, 2022, start of the semester. We're having a discussion on animal slaughter, featuring the one Mongolian student in our school.

The student explains that he's slaughtered animals himself, and there are two ways of doing it that avoid the spilling of blood. For a small animal like a chicken, you reach up into the chest of the animal and sever the arteries. For a larger animal like a camel, there's a spot on the forehead that, when hit hard enough, causes the animal to die instantly.

While this discussion is going on, a couple of the students are sharing something back and forth on their phone

The professor calls this out, asking if what they're sharing is more interesting than Mongolian animal slaughter

The room is dead silent for a few seconds. The two students look at each other awkwardly.

Eventually, one of the students pipes up:

"Well, the queen of England just died."

And without missing a beat, another student:

"Did they hit her on the head like a camel?"

i am never talking to a cishet person again. did you know some of these people believe that watching porn is cheating

does this art style take absolutely forever? Yes. Am I obsessed with it anyway. Also yes

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my dastardly bastard of a son Speedfast Turboquick making a mockery of olympic track and field athletes