Cant Believe They Named A Plane After Me :3

Now checo has to watch out for mark taking his seat too I guess??

help mark 😭

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

Bitch.

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

my dastardly bastard of a son Speedfast Turboquick making a mockery of olympic track and field athletes