I Hate Nerves And Anxiety. Oh Nooo I Am Scared Of Acting Like A Weird Bitch To Remedy This I Will Act

blanket normally: really good

blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work: skin contact with god

"I cAn FiX hIm" "I cAn MaKe HiM wOrSe" nonsense. I can make him listen to Will Wood and the Tapeworms, which makes him better and worse.

A robber held up a well-dressed man, pointing his gun and yelling, “Give me all your money!”

The man replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m a U.S. congressman!” 

The robber retorted, “In that case, give me all my money!”

Tbh I think that when an autistic person says something and you interpret it in a way you think is offensive and then the autistic person is like "no I didn't mean it that way" you should probably just consider the possibility that they actually didn't mean it that way instead of preparing the pyre

Not to make a serious post too much but remember how angry everyone rightly was about bread companies adding sesame because it's cheaper to poison people than clean your machinery?

Yeah well it's happening in other foods. I already posted about Kellogg's doing it to cereal bars and Austin Snack Crackers but now it's in greens CVS granola bars and Jenny Fucking Craig cheesecake which btw record level they added EVERY allergen to that shit.

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

Good morning

Taylor Swift fans when he cums radiation

swifties who call taylor swift the best lyricist ever would explode upon hearing a single lyric by will wood

what are your thoughts on doggirls, dogboys and puppy beings?!?

*throws stick*

fetch!!

I absolutely will die on this hill, access to fiction that makes your skin crawl and open discussion about it is the best way to keep that skin crawling fiction from happening in reality.

It doesn't matter if it is ~positively~ or negatively portrayed. If you censor it, we don't talk about it, then we can't protect against it.