A Couple Of Months Ago, My Friend’s Cousin (a Single Mother) Bought A New Cell Phone. After A Long

Look mom I'm popular

Holy fucking shit

Is it still me that makes you sweat

My mom says it's regretting things.

Honestly, even though it's probably scientifically impossible and highly improbable, i want to be the first human sent into a wormhole or black hole. Also just noting, i just found your blog and i love it, but it's the reason i've stayed up until 4:00 am lol. Keep up the great work!

New Paper Suggests That The Milky Way Is Home To A Massive Wormhole

It turns out that the distribution of dark matter in the Milky Way produces solutions in general relativity that would, theoretically, allow a stable wormhole to arise…. http://bit.ly/1zGZif3

So I mean is this because you actually have to get this done for a class and don’t want to, cus you probably shouldn’t trust tumblr to do it for you, they’ll slip in subliminal feminist propaganda.

You are a senior in high school enrolled in AP English.  Over the winter break your teacher assigns you a project.  You must read this short story, then present a detailed analysis on its themes, motifs, and imagery.  In 200-300 words, present your analysis by taking a screenshot of the post, captioning your analysis, and then tagging #officialunitedstates.  The person with the most well-thought out analysis will win.

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Laughed way too hard

Hitting puberty while singing Ariana Grande’s Break Free

I love this

Oh my GOD do I miss this

After work shred. No filter needed

Bring Me The Horizon to release new album ‘That’s the Spirit’ on September 11th

FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS