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I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

Dear god why

I was an Air Traffic Controller at Atlantic Municipal Airport, Iowa for 27 years. My first year at the job, I unwillingly went from a firm atheist to a believer

By inaaace

My uncle and aunt came to visit me here in Atlanta. We got to talking about all sorts of general things, you know how family is, but we somehow ended up on the topic of strange/supernatural. This is when my uncle started telling me his story, a story that he says will haunt him all the way to his grave. I stopped him two minutes into it and got my laptop because I wanted to write it down.

These are his memories, almost word for word. Forgive the non-traditional writing. 

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Am I the only one who had opportunities to do that but also had friends who would call me out on it and like announce to the class those were song lyrics

We got assigned to write a poem by our English teacher and my friend used lyrics from fall out boy and twenty one pilots and after she handed it in our English teacher kept her behind to ask if she was emotionally stable

I dont get it is there supposed to be a twist that i missed

I’ve had my dog since the day I was born

by reddit user inaaace

Ok, now that I’m writing this I can see how strange it is that I’ve had my dog for almost 31 years, but when you live with something every day of your life, it’s kinda normal, you know? I mean, sure, it crossed my mind here and there that, hey, how come Snoop is 20, 24, 26 years old, but I never gave it extensive thought. Good nutrition and daily exercise is what I’d say and move on. It wasn’t impossible, right?

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I could literally drown in that water and be satisfied

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I find that sort of unlikely, since his mother was a prostitute. Not exactly the kind of father that fights Titans with you.

what if that mystery character that "holds the key to the story" is levi's father?

MAYBE but tbh he does look a lot like Eren.

He could be the ape titan and/or Eren’s uncle.

OH MY GOD

Puppy trying to go down stairs for the first time