Dammit
me: [cracks knuckles] let’s do some marketing
knuckles from the sonic series: ow
REBLOG IF YOU LAUGHED
Fuck
Actually dying
50% of the time it works every time
Them eyebrows tho
Just realized i do nothing but shitpost on tumblr, so here's a pepe that i stole from some obscure meme page.
I have lost faith in the intelligence level of humanity.
Same
does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
Damn
This just happened. I am visiting my parents and my 7 year old niece is her. Her friend Jasmine, also 7, came over to play and stayed for dinner. We made spaghetti and sat to eat. Jasmine had been really quiet and was picking at her food. I asked her if she liked spaghetti, or if she’d like something else. She said yes, she likes spaghetti. I asked if she just didn’t like this spaghetti. Was it the noodles? The sauce? The meat? She just said she didn’t like it. I asked if her mom makes spaghetti. She said yes, and I asked if she just likes the way her mom makes it. She got really quiet, and I turn to see my dad all red faced and shaking his head no.
Jasmine’s mother died a couple of months ago unexpectedly.
by blushing_brunhilda
We all need to just snowboard and then eat some snow and snowboard some more and go camping in the wilderness and eat berries that will give us diarrhea and also we should sacrifice Bear Grylls to the nature sprites and FUCKING NATUUUUUUUUUURE also hi my last name is French like literally the word French
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