guys i love those vampire stan aus as much as the next person but let’s all be honest if he was actually a vampire he would be soo lame
he got bit by one of his exes who he didn’t realize was a vampire. he thought it was just kinky stuff at first but then he woke up the next morning with blood cravings and went “fuuuuuuccckkkk”
he tried to hunt a person once but people really underestimate how much energy it takes to chase down someone and keep them still long enough to feed. the minute he got done, he was still hungry because he spent all of his energy on getting them to where it made zero difference. so he steals from hospitals, not because he feels guilty, but because it’s just too damn tiring to feed off people. blood bags don’t struggle.
and god damnit, for the life of him he can’t figure out the bat thing!! how do they do that? he just can’t get it. he’s such a loser. i mean. i guess he’s immortal too but he wasn’t ever going to die anyway. he’s just somehow even more reckless than he already was.
i will throw myself into a lake if i bite my tongue one more time i swear to god
i’ve been addicted to crk lately and he’s my little guy.
his hair didn't start to grow back until after he got his memories back i think? that's why all the episodes before had him bald but then after blind eye he was shown with hair when his hat was off. i think idk i might be wrong thats just how i interpreted it. bc that episode is after blind eye.
really?? oh wow. i didnt realize his hat ever came off after SotBE. thats my bad lmao.
YAAAAYYY
thank you
guys. i need your help.
i need a screencap of that one scene where ford is happily frolicking through a cave while catching eyebats with a net. pleaaase help
ghost shanklin actually has a perry the platypus sorta situation going on. pines cat (i don’t have a name for it yet) is usually very unamused by it.
fiddtober day 13. much like day ten there is a whole au behind this that i can give more info on if requested.
stop comparing yourself to others that shit will kill you
tbh i remember one time i was walking around a nearby town with my mother and my aunt and i saw an old man on the street wearing a pretty blue dress and loudly singing some song i didnt recognize. i am deeply considering drawing mcgucket with said dress because. i keep thinking about how pretty that crazy old man was. and i feel like its just the right thing to do.
chat should i draw stan in that lingerie. do i. should i. can i.
steal his look!!
more stanton, this time with lasso tool!