thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?
fried shrimp my beloved
You ever think about how weird hippos are ecologically speaking?
There's literally no other megafauna on earth that spends the entire day lounging around in water, mostly just socializing, only to come onto land to feed at night.
I remember when I used to do education programs on hippos, most people assumed they ate aquatic plants, and that that's the whole reason they were in water. Meanwhile, hippos are basically just giant nocturnal cows that eat only grass.
mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours
this is some sort of mood
Me dying in hospital from a mysterious illness while House’s diagnostic team illegally breaks into my apartment to swab my dildos for bacteria
A common snapping turtle coming out of hibernation creating this recognizable image. – https://ift.tt/2ZHwwA4
googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter
heartwarming: when the conductor fainted, this brave audience member was able to safely land the orchestra