Me dying in hospital from a mysterious illness while House’s diagnostic team illegally breaks into my apartment to swab my dildos for bacteria
My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.
from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist
So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.
aquarium outfit inspo
Watching polycules form in real time is like watching an earthquake and a tsunami strike at the same location
Red-breasted green tiger moth, Chlorhoda metamelaena, Erebidae
Photographed in Colombia by alefox123