Heartwarming: When The Conductor Fainted, This Brave Audience Member Was Able To Safely Land The Orchestra

my thing for twinks is deeply unfortunate

Hello you strange little beast

My fujoshi landlord is kicking me and my partner out because she didn't agree with who was supposed to be the uke in the relationship

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

this is my all time fav tapir pic

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

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Thank god sports arent real and its just yaoi roleplay, thank god