Too Cool To Jerk Off To Pictures Of Women With Impossible Hip To Waist Ratios Yet Not Cool Enough To

Calappa lophos

AAAAOUUUGH Thee WE(EVIL) attack !!!!

this is my all time fav tapir pic

Stop giving me horse asks. Remember my boobs? You used to love my boobs

What the fuck.

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

Pinnate Batfish (Platax pinnatus), juvenile, family Ephippidae, order Acanthuriformes, Tulamben, Bali, Indonesia

The juveniles of this species mimic a toxic flatworm.

photograph by DiveIvanov

god actually baited us into creating the tower of babel so that He could create His most beloved children: autistic linguistics enthusiasts