God Actually Baited Us Into Creating The Tower Of Babel So That He Could Create His Most Beloved Children:

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Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.

guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river

uncertain about eels

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

my mans running animation only got two frames

They're always eating everything

MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

A common snapping turtle coming out of hibernation creating this recognizable image. – https://ift.tt/2ZHwwA4