@i-am-a-fish

Sam: dude, that's not how you make tea

Dean: the microwave is broken

Castiel: [removes his finger from Dean's now boiling cup] Dean, you said this was for the case

Sam: [baffled] the MICROWAVE is broken?

@girlwholovesturtles IM ACTUALLY CRYING

Martin is a bath towel. Jon is an old dish cloth. Michael is a scarf. Elias is a pocket square. I bet we could fabric cast everyone this way. Why? I don't know. It just works

@im-forgetful ARE YOU GOOD

How can a man have such beady eyes. Are you a man at this point? Or just like.. a rat-man or something lol. Or a- UHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING what the HELL is that why is there so much skin???

Yes it does

Jon: [sweating, pointing at a conspiracy board] ... Do you understand now, Martin?

Martin: [crocheting with Jon's conspiracy board yarn]

Jon: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CROCHETING WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOARD YARN?

Martin: I made a bee :) it's for you

Jon: You!? You...!! [sighs] It's very cute, Martin. Thank you.

Loving how this implies the sponge is a threat

Look into my spongey eyes and tell me you love me

Went back to read a shared doc me and my friend put random things on in high school. I found this short little crossover crack fic and I feel like, having read this again, I must force others to experience this as well.

I present to you: The Higher Holmes

Dr. Coo tensely awaits the council's decision

(his name is actually Bowie he says hi)

Will there be pigeons in season 3? I just feel like you can't go wrong with pigeons in season 3

That's up to the Pigeon Central Committee.

Corn, leather, and cotton candy are all the same thing. It's just different stages of processing.

Human Cas trying different drinks for the first time (Victorian child inspired):

Water

*frowns* "It tastes like time..."

Dean: So you don't like it? Cause you kinda need that to-

Cas: No. It's great. (and he means it)

Milk

Cas: "You know, adult humans really shouldn't be drinking this. This would have been unheard of in the 18th century, and I really don't understand the appeal of cow secretions-"

Dean: *plugs his ears* Ahhh... enough. I do not consent to hearing those words.

Sam: You know, he's not wrong! Get this-

Dean: Kindly, shut! up!

[Dean slides the glass forward]

Try the milk. : )

Cas: *sighs and tales a sip* I am not a calf. This is weird. I feel gross, Dean.

Dean: Stop being so dramatic! This is why you're trying everything now, so you don't embarrass us in public. Come on, it ain't that bad.

[Cas then spends half an hour on the toilet. He is apparently lactose intolerant.]

Diet Coke

Cas: [Wearily] Is this dairy free?

Dean: It's diet-friggen-coke, Cas. It's dairy free. It's also sugar free! Because someone [he glares at Sam] has a bad taste in pop. Real honest sugar is probably better for you than this junk.

Cas: Agreed. The fact that it's sugar free does by no means make cocaine good for you. It's actually quite concerning that you boys drink this. I think we should do an "intervention."

Dean:

Sam:

Cas: Does 6pm tomorrow work for you two? I'll find some folding chairs and arrange them in a circle.

[They never could get Cas to drink diet Coke, because why is it still called Coke, if there's not cocaine in it? and that's false advertising, which I also do not condone.]

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If people enjoy this one, I'll take suggestions for other foods for Cas to try

Me: :(

Mobius M. Mobius: *exists*

Me: :]