You See, Kmag Would've Never Allowed A Race This Boring

Bumper car crimes committed at the drivers' parade, Miami GP 2025:

George is the first to to leave the track and gain an advantage:

Kimi takes advantage of George's selfie to reach over his shoulder and drive their car into the Ferraris:

Charles retaliates by pushing the Mercs off track:

Lando is frustrated with the DRS train and tries to pull an overtake on the Mercs:

...which George rightly defends:

Lando then tries to slingshot around the outside:

George notices when they're almost wheel-to-wheel and defends fiercely:

CONTACT!

George and Charles join forces to try to squeeze Pierre!

everyone says that the Monaco Grand Prix is the worst race on the calendar and maybe it is but also which other race could bring out the absolute worst in George Russell like that??

beautiful to see Pierre Gasly embrace the Italian culture by threatening the driver who impeded him like an old school mafioso

the pinnacle of motorsport 🔦

AND THE FUN'S NOT OVER WE STILL HAVE

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max and his ducklings rookies 🦆🐤✨

.... Fully unhinged David Coulthard telling Lando Norris on the PRE PODIUM INTERVIEW that he smells good. Another absolute banger

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“how are we holding up, guys?”

the guys:

April 3, 2025 - Suzuka, Japan Source: TOSHIFUMI KITAMURA/AFP via Getty Images