*Sees old people reading newspaper in public*
*Sees it's not the Daily Mail*
Me:
Jay Z: Your breasteses is my breakfast
Me:
me
‘I saw you and waved but you didn’t wave back!’
Me:
U know when ur sexting someone and he’s like ‘hmm send me a photo of what u look like now 😜😜🤪🤪🤪’.... sir, I am in an Argos calm tf down david bailey
You know when you’re so anxious/stressed you cant actually process things so you end up being a human pile of immobile emotional slop?
i think this is real
FINISH HIM