Jay Z: Your Breasteses Is My Breakfast 

Shook my rug for the first time in 6 months releasing over a kilo of dust, three migrating albatrosses and the stampede from the Lion King

When ur a gay af 12 year old but ur parents think you bought a Spice Girls poster because u fancy Emma Bunton

No lie, my boyfriend laughed at this for about 4 days straight

Ted Allen: You have 30 seconds left, chefs.

Chef: I looked down at my dish and realized it needed a little more color, so I decide to make a quick purée out of lima beans and hot raspberry sauce, then brûlée the top with a blowtorch and add a few mint leaves to really give it some texture.

Me: *pterodactyl screech*

me

Not sure these subtitles are correct...

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)