Sleepymedic249 - Ahoy

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

I have so many music playlists! Incl: Gay Gay (Going out) Gay (Disney) Gay (Xmas) Gay (crying alone with a bottle of wine) Gay (Gay Plus)

*Sees old people reading newspaper in public*

*Sees it's not the Daily Mail*

 Me:

No lie, my boyfriend laughed at this for about 4 days straight

Shook my rug for the first time in 6 months releasing over a kilo of dust, three migrating albatrosses and the stampede from the Lion King

Bleurgh

You know when you’re so anxious/stressed you cant actually process things so you end up being a human pile of immobile emotional slop?

U know when ur sexting someone and he’s like ‘hmm send me a photo of what u look like now 😜😜🤪🤪🤪’.... sir, I am in an Argos calm tf down david bailey

‘I saw you and waved but you didn’t wave back!’

Me: