This Year Im Taking Care Of Myself

unexpected meetings in the astronomy tower and an improbable alliance

fake dating au but it’s *actually* fake and they just want to make their lovers jealous? anyone?

(i might make more simpler parts bc i have like a whole fic in mind LMAO)

also page three and four are low quality bc i have a toxic relationship w procreate, so don’t zoom in too much.

close up and jily icons:

Remus: *puts bread on Sirius’ face, idiot sandwich style*

Remus: *trying not to laugh* what are you?

Sirius:

Remus: you—you’re inbred!

regulus “I don’t know how to get people to love me” black and james “people only love me because I made them” potter

when prompted with soft jegulus, soft jegulus is what i shall provide

i am such a firm believer that regulus fell in love first.

sure, james was interested first. how could he not be? reg was a walking contradiction, so completely different than his brother, yet so similar.

but the interest of someone who wasn’t told to be interested, wasn’t forced into it, wasn’t talking to him for any sort of gain, but just being with him for him, was new. as soon as james started paying attention to him, and talking to him, and smiling at him, regulus was done for. 

regulus barely fought as he went under.

*after witnessing remus and regulus jokingly flirt for the past two hours*

james: just so we’re clear, you and regulus aren’t actually dating?

remus: no james. you’re free to shag your best friends brother if you wish.

sirius: WAIT. THATS WHY HE CARED SO MUCH? i thought he was just defending me! james potter you WHORE!

regulus: grow up.

sirius: you want to fuck my bestfriend!

regulus: no? your bestfriend wants to fuck me. i’d be happy with your boyfriend *winks*

remus: i’ll dream of you babe.

sirius: leave my friends alone reggie. you’re infecting them.

Regulus: *taking James glasses and puts them on*

Regulus: how do i look?

James: *blinking profusely* fucking blurry at this moment.

this is accurate.

James: hey lils, would you be willing to help me with something?

Lily: it depends…probably not…

James: I’ll take that as a yes. You see, I heard from a little bird called Remus that you know French, he refused to teach me because apparently I’m too difficult but I thought maybe you could help.

Lily: oh sure, why?

James: …uhhh, well…you know how Sirius’ family are posh and fluent in French? I thought it would be nice if I…learnt something to make him feel…happy…and…understood??????

Lily: Sirius hates speaking French though, he hasn’t ever spoken French in the whole time we’ve known him?

James:

Lily:

James:

Lily: you want to impress Regulus Black don’t you?

James: ……maybe