Quietly Losing My Mind Over The Fact That Elon Musk Has Straight Up Orchestrated A Coup Of Our Executive

I'm sorry I can't remember who on my dash said they were going to have a ton of spoiled food because of the hurricane.

If you have any kind of home insurance (owner or renter) there is likely a clause to cover spoiled food in the event of a power outage or disaster. It's generally between $200 and $500 and often no questions asked about the food itself. But you do have to call them and request it.

If you know anyone who's having this trouble please tag them in on this.

It is my solemon duty to inform y'all that, unfortunately, Ohio is not real. It is simply a giant multicolored play parachute the US government stole from an underprivileged elementary school, push-pinned it to the surrounding states, and once a year, each of the senator get to choose one ludicrous fellow from their home state to drop kick into it.

Older movies with lesbian homoeroticism are just

So amazing

And so fulfilling, yet so unsatisfying

Feel free to add to the list, or comment some and I'll add them. WLW and MLM suggestions are welcome

here’s the thing, gentiles. there is pretty much no “critique” of judaism you can make that a jew hasn’t already made.

“circumcision is bad!!!!!!!!”

plenty of jews agree and have been wrestling with this practice for decades.

“the bible says being queer is bad!!!!!!!!!”

these verses have been torn to shreds by jews for decades if not centuries. i know dozens of queer rabbis, and most of my friends are queer jews. my rabbi has a trans kid and frequently goes to our state capitol to yell at the government for being transphobic.

“what even is the point of keeping kosher!!!!!!!!!!”

we have entire books written about this and discuss it frequently.

“but israel!!!!!!”

congrats! ur just antisemitic.

in conclusion, there is no Hot Take you as a non jew can have abt judaism and jews that hasn’t already been discussed to death by jews. your dumb one liner has already been pondered for 200 years by a bunch of nerds in kippot on a tuesday afternoon. your revolutionary opinion is old news. you are boring. make some jewish friends and learn something.

My little man

My good time lad

my advice for not going insane? try to do something every weekend. go to events, you’ll love events. and not like just hang out with ur friends or go clubbing , no, make a day out of going to some local market by yourself or attend some strange convention event you’ve never heard of. i cannot stress the importance of doing random events on a friday night or saturday or a sunday at r pm for mentally ill people especially if you’re depressed and have been searching for an anchor 2 tether yourself to. attend some events now

This reads like op just keeps making more frogs

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

Why did it only now occur to me that I can use the phineas and ferb wiki for ferb expressions

Dude wtf fanfiction is amazing for all the reasons already well known, but yesterday I read one and the way colours were described was just so beautiful and amazing!!!

Anyway this is a roundabout way of saying that I’m my English language exam today when I quite literally had no ideas of what to write about, this gave me inspiration and I started describing colours!!!

Fucking amazing!!!

Anyway shoutout to the fic Gold in the Air of Summer by @chitsangenthusiast on ao3, fucking amazing