Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (Sara Sugarman, 2004)

WEIRD facts about orgasms…

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Reblog if you want anons.

Wouldn’t mind some

that’s sexy af, don’t even ask

Almost every night, I let my dog eat me out. It's almost ruined having anyone else eat my pussy since her tongue gets so deep and the more wet I get, the faster she licks. She's made me squirt so many times and I always have to grab a towel to sit on just in case.. I'd love nothing more than to get knotted one day, too. 25F.

whats an easy beginner toilet task for someone who's never touched a toilet like that before?

First off, congratulations on wanting to take that first step towards being a dirty lover of toilets!

If it's daunting, then start slow. Just kneel and edge in front of it. Once you feel more confident, start sliding your hands across it, like touching a lover. Flip up the lid and rest your head on the seat as you keep edging. Work towards gathering enough courage that you dare to give it a little kiss.

The next step is to start grinding against it, because why should you use your hands when it's there? Grind against the seat, or straddle the base of it and hump it as you're laying on the floor.

So, in summary, just like with any intimate partner, work your way up with intimate touching and then get more and more intense. See if you'll get so lost in the moment that you forget it's a toilet you're making love to 😉

Best of luck to you!

- drugged and raped

- butt drunk with vodka and violated with the bottle

- waterboarded with a piss soaked rag

- being an ashtray

- having my tits pushed through the links of a chain link fence and being left stuck

- being stuffed with trash

- shock collar on my neck

- shock collars around my tits

- cattle prod to cunt and asshole

- lick the bottom of dirty shoes

- humping licking and kissing feet

- toilet plunger to the face

- toilet brush ass to mouth

- written on

- ass raped with my face in a dumpster

- trash bag on the head while i lick ass

- being pissed in my ass or cunt

- head shoved in a toilet while raped

- head or tits stopped with a dirty boot

- humping a man’s foot

- face being used like toilet paper

- face dunked under water over and over

- gang rape

- kicked in the cunt and face

- face and hair used as a mop

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- forced to get a degrading tattoo

- forced to eat trash

- ass raped with my head shoved in shit

- ass raped with a gun

- any extra hair of my cunt being burned off with a lighter

- being scrubbed clean inside and out while told how filthy and disgusting i am