Whats An Easy Beginner Toilet Task For Someone Who's Never Touched A Toilet Like That Before?

whats an easy beginner toilet task for someone who's never touched a toilet like that before?

First off, congratulations on wanting to take that first step towards being a dirty lover of toilets!

If it's daunting, then start slow. Just kneel and edge in front of it. Once you feel more confident, start sliding your hands across it, like touching a lover. Flip up the lid and rest your head on the seat as you keep edging. Work towards gathering enough courage that you dare to give it a little kiss.

The next step is to start grinding against it, because why should you use your hands when it's there? Grind against the seat, or straddle the base of it and hump it as you're laying on the floor.

So, in summary, just like with any intimate partner, work your way up with intimate touching and then get more and more intense. See if you'll get so lost in the moment that you forget it's a toilet you're making love to 😉

Best of luck to you!

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