WEIRD Facts About Orgasms…

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

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Daddy Doggy Rape

           I pushed the door open, calling for Ollie. I heard his paws clicking against the wood as he trotted downstairs excitedly. My next-door neighbor, Aly, was gone for the weekend with her parents; she’d asked me to let Ollie out.

           As I held the back door open, I began to get nervous. What if Ollie ran away? We’d recently discovered weed. I was pretty stoned, and I could not be chasing him around the street.

           While he didn’t run away, he also wasn’t peeing; he hadn’t been let out since the night before, so I didn’t understand why he wouldn’t.

           Finally, I called him inside. I dropped down on to the wooden floor and pulled out my friend’s geeb from behind the table. Half the reason I agreed to let Ollie out was because Aly told me I could smoke her weed in her empty house. So, I packed it and took long hits until I was beyond stoned.

           Then, Ollie trotted over to me. As I hit the geeb again, I noticed the tip of Olle’s penis coming out of his furry sheath. More and more of it began coming out as he started humping my leg. I was intrigued; I’d seen some stuff with dogs, but I hadn’t ever seriously considered it.

           But I was very, very high- and more than a little horny. And soon, my shorts were on the ground next to me as I patted my naked pussy to invite Ollie closer.

           I don’t know what I expected him to do, but Ollie began sniffing my pussy as anticipation washed over me.

           His tongue dove deep into me. I began writhing on the floor, pulling Ollie’s head closer to me as his dog tongue tickled me inside. I was cumming over and over again.

           Finally, I’d had too much. I pushed him away and fell onto my hands and knees. My legs were so weak, I couldn’t even stand up.

           That’s when it happened.

           Ollie jumped up onto me, his front legs wrapped around my waist.

           I was really scared then. Ollie began biting my neck as I tried to pull away, and I was crying. I didn’t understand; he was usually such a nice dog.

           I felt his warm penis poking me. I was a young virgin. I assured myself that there was no way it would get inside me.

           Until it did. His doggy dick forced its way into my tight little virgin hole. I screamed then. I didn’t care who found me or found out what I was doing- I just wanted Ollie’s huge dick out of me.

           He humped me harder and harder, though, forcing its way deep inside. Just when I thought that he couldn’t continue, he pushed more of his dick inside of me.

           I was sobbing hysterically, my eyes so clouded with tears that I didn’t notice the man in front of me.

           I screamed even more loudly when I saw him.

           I quieted down when I realized who it was.

           My dad stood in front of me, his hand caressing his long cock as he watched my friend’s pitbull dick-deep inside of his young virgin daughter.

           “Dad, help!” I yelled.

           He actually laughed, still stroking himself. “You’ll do whatever I say, or I’ll tell Mom that you’ve been smoking weed.”

           My heart seized with fear. I was so fucked no matter what.

           My dad continued stroking as Ollie humped me harder. He stopped, then, and I felt a bulge at the base of his cock throbbing inside of me. Daddy told me, “You’re such a fucking slut. You fucking whore- you fucking slut. I can’t wait to breed you, you doggy bitch.”

           He jumped off, but he was still inside me. I tried to pull away, but I couldn’t. It was like he was stuck- his dick- was stuck in my pussy.

           I was so scared, and being high was not helping.

           Daddy was in front of me, then, his lips taking mine. He kissed me deeply, his tongue intertwining with mine and his teeth biting at my lips.

           Between the pain in my pussy and Dad’s rough treatment of my lips, I was in so much pain; still, my orgasms from before kept a pleasurable buzz radiating throughout my body.

           When Ollie finally pulled out and retreated to the corner to lick his huge red dick, I curled up into a ball.

           Apparently, though, Daddy wasn’t done with me.

           Despite my begging him not to touch me, he pulled me towards him and crawled on top of me. He shoved his dick into my pussy and began humping me, just as Ollie had done.

           My Dad drove his long dick into my pussy as hard as he possibly could have. I tried to squirm away, but Daddy held me down. “You want me to rape you,” he told me, “I can tell.”

           He bit and sucked my nipples, kissed my lips, and fucked my pussy. He growled and told me what a dirty slut I was.

           As he stopped humping to cum inside of me, Ollie trotted over. When Dad pulled out of me, his thick, incestuous cum dripping out of my fertile pussy, Ollie pissed on my head, his yellow pee covering my face and tits and body as I cried after my rape.

           “I hope you get pregnant, slut baby,” Daddy whispered to me as I lay on the ground. “Give me another daughter- and granddaughter- to fuck and breed.”

           I heard him and Ollie leave the house as I lay on the ground, still sobbing, trying to process that my Daddy and a dog had just raped me.

hi mommy!! 💕💕💕 i’m 19f and share an apartment with someone. he’s going away for a couple days and i was wondering if you had any tasks you give me for while he’s gone? it can be as intense/nasty/public/etc. as you want - i’ll do anything you ask me to xx

Hi babe! 🌸💕

Here's a nasty one for you ✨

- Fill up your cunt with cooked spaghetti and keep it in as you go for a walk. Find a place to fish out and eat a couple of noodles every five minutes 🍝

She loves public toilets 🤣💖

threesome where you're not allowed to talk, just 2 guys doing whatever they want to you. and you just have to lie there and take it, be manhandled, and bossed around.

and all the while they're conversing about how good your holes feel like you're not even there, and what a good girl you are just shutting up and taking their cocks.