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please stop complaining about feudalism in fantasy. some of us have to prepare for the social norms of academia

except for gale of course who is a fucking emo

one of the things I really love about this game is that if you empower and support your friends (while! calling out their bs and not enabling) then they just MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION that is most ethical and/or best for them ON THEIR OWN and that is so!! good!!! IT IS SO GOOD!!! AAAAAHHHH

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

all cirstresponders are bastards

Saw someone on Bluesky say “ACAB doesn’t include firefighters”

…it never did??? What do you think the ‘C’ is?

I’m guessing it’s because cops, firefighters and paramedics are grouped as ‘first responders’ but still.

one of my fave posts honestly

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,

he swallowed a flyyyy

becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo

I hope he won't poo

Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.

them: what is ur gender me: denis & denis

How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????

I think 'This is my last pigeon' should be an exclamation

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