Them: What Is Ur Gender Me: Denis & Denis

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

conversation with my partner

please stop complaining about feudalism in fantasy. some of us have to prepare for the social norms of academia

plunged my arm in our 2kg bag of coffee, petting the beans and inhaling the scent

How come everyone has orbs now??? What the fuck!!! I want an orb!!! How do I get an orb????????

I like pointing my phone camera at my own legs in wide-angle mode and pretending to be a big spindly-legged giant that is very far up

love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged

you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎