One Of My Fave Posts Honestly

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

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you've been hit by

you've been struck by

a roman senator ₍ₓ₂₃₎

there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,

he swallowed a flyyyy

becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo

I hope he won't poo

Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.

Dracula: does not eat or drink

Jonathan "it's probably fine" Harker: He must be a very peculiar man!

Dracula: has no reflection

Jonathan "probably nothing" Harker: that was startling

Dracula: literally lunges at his throat

J. "Crucifix Beads" Harker: !?!?!??

note to self, draw a heavy metal version of nut-cracker barbie and her horse marziPAIN

Seeing your country portrayed in hollywood movies is deeply unsettling

PSA dracula daily is starting übermorgen everyone sign up

why can't I search for 1 (one) single mythical character on tumblr without finding anime-style fan art of them in some type of erotic pose or romantic situation