Hisuian Decidueye ~

It is a chronic illness 🥺

Reblog if..

● your parents called you fat

● your brother/sister called you fat

● your friends called you fat

● you called yourself fat

● a stranger called you fat

The gender envy that I have for moss

TUMBLR STOP SHOWING ME THIS MAN

Hi, so uh, I haven’t really seen anyone talk about this, either because it was talked about a long time ago before I got into the podcast or because I just missed out, but uh, I looked on Jonny’s site and went into The Magnus Archives sections and uhhhhh…

“A box of old cassette tapes caught their eye. The labels were oblique, but made the promise of sinister mysteries and bone-deep terror. And sure enough each in turn poured forth a sorry tale of spectres and blood, of darkness beyond the edges of a watchful eye. But as they listened to these disparate cries of the damned, knitted together by a single voice, the stories each began to join as one, and formed a web yet more horrifying still. “

Who the FUCK is truly listening to these tape. Is it us? Is it a character we already know? How and where did they FIND the tapes? Ex-fucking-CUSE ME? Who is the “they” in this? WHAT?

Also web foreshadowing? I THINK SO!

EDIT: So based on what has been documented on the wayback machine, this little portion of the Magnus section on Jonny’s site was added recently, meaning it is VERY relevant.

heavy is the head that wears the clown wig

Inevitable fansong for the bug wife 🐛

It’s all full-circle with these smugass lizards :’V

I just realized Lemony Snicket named Montgomery Montgomery the way he did because he works with a lot of snakes and "Monty" is short for montgomery.

In other words:

They're Monty's Pythons