They're Monty's Pythons

I’ve just been made aware of “flat-coated retrievers”, which are basically black golden retrievers. Holy God Oh My Fuck

shut the fuck up RIGHT now. this dog models for conditioner ads. this dog owns my heart and soul. what the fuck. stop it right now

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Hannibal “Quantifiably Bitchy” Lecter

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

what’s your favorite character trope and why is it “hot priest doing things he probably shouldn’t”

i’m putting together a little list of the short creative writing i’ve written for tumblr. so far i’ve got: april fool’s door saga, Don’t Touch The Pink Stuff, clown meat deli dream, tupperware dream, grinch x tony the tiger fic, scuba horror story, cabin in the words horror story, atheist afterlife, Arcady the Vampire, and my tip jar if you enjoy my writing and want more. am i forgetting anything?

Was reading this cute lil fic where Jim gets turned into a Golden Retriever yesterday lmao 🤭🤭🤭

Update; fic link

Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

the funniest thing about Antony Dimmond to me is that what made him so wrong in Hannibal's eyes was his forwardness. Hannibal had to work incredibly hard for Will's proper attention and now this random man who vaguely looks like him is just giving his attention out? for free? get folded idiot