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THE FUCKING TURNAROUND FROM "yeah the medics say I had a psychotic episode :/" TO "in conclusion" IS KILLING ME LIKE BRO??? BRO THAT'S HOW YOU'RE ENDING YOUR ESSAY????? YOU JUST SHOT ME IN BOTH KNEECAPS AND NOW YOU'RE KISSING ME ON THE FOREHEAD AND SAYING NIGHT NIGHT??????

KIRK: What’s that music you’re playing? UHURA: It’s beautiful. SPOCK: That was a simple scale. I was merely tuning the instrument. MCCOY: But you can play tunes on the contraption? SPOCK: I took second prize in the all-Vulcan music competition. MCCOY: Second prize. Who took first prize, Spock? SPOCK: My father. KIRK: Can you play a love song?

Very important actual deleted scene from “Elaan of Troyius”

heavy is the head that wears the clown wig

There is a wasps’ nest in my attic ....

Important Announcement:

April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.

I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional. 

Anyone: You and Mr Spock get along quite well

Jim, grinning: ah, yes... You could say... There is 'a bond' between us.

Spock, through the bond: It is unnecessary to make that pun every time, ashayam

Jim: ah but it amuses me

Spock: logical

Hi, so uh, I haven’t really seen anyone talk about this, either because it was talked about a long time ago before I got into the podcast or because I just missed out, but uh, I looked on Jonny’s site and went into The Magnus Archives sections and uhhhhh…

“A box of old cassette tapes caught their eye. The labels were oblique, but made the promise of sinister mysteries and bone-deep terror. And sure enough each in turn poured forth a sorry tale of spectres and blood, of darkness beyond the edges of a watchful eye. But as they listened to these disparate cries of the damned, knitted together by a single voice, the stories each began to join as one, and formed a web yet more horrifying still. “

Who the FUCK is truly listening to these tape. Is it us? Is it a character we already know? How and where did they FIND the tapes? Ex-fucking-CUSE ME? Who is the “they” in this? WHAT?

Also web foreshadowing? I THINK SO!

EDIT: So based on what has been documented on the wayback machine, this little portion of the Magnus section on Jonny’s site was added recently, meaning it is VERY relevant.

You’ll never guess what game I’ve been playing recently

I don't think fic writers know how much they matter

Do you know how many times you distracted me when I was hurt or lonely? Do you know how many times a line or a scene from fanfic marked me so much that I remembered years later, even though I can’t recall my own phone number? 

Even if the fic isn’t perfect or popular or multi-chaptered… Sometimes there’s just one sentence that changed me.

You, miles and miles away, changed me.