I Literally Can’t Listen To Tik Tok By Kesha Without Thinking About That Goddamn Star Trek Tos Fanvid…you

I just realized Lemony Snicket named Montgomery Montgomery the way he did because he works with a lot of snakes and "Monty" is short for montgomery.

In other words:

They're Monty's Pythons

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the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

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heavy is the head that wears the clown wig

apropos of nothing i think you could make a really neat pink terrarium with syngonium, fittonia and hypoestes

Finished the man

no, I will not do my stupid human tasks, I will stare at the ceiling and yearn for something I'll never feel

Hannibal Lecter + unbuttoning his suit jacket