shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.
moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.
put on clean, comfortable clothes.
put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.
drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.
blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.
Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger
i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it
Being British is having a BBQ in the rain because it's summer god dammit.
Lemme post something cute. My D&D characters
Blonde, Green & Disappointed -> Lorelai my angsty awkward wood elf ranger
Red, Smirking & Horn(y) -> Ifris my punk teen tiefling sorcerer
Blue, Fishy & Angry -> Arabella my pirate sea elf barbarian
Pink, Cute & Fluffy -> Sabrina my revolutionary tabaxi princess rogue
Auburn, Freckled & Relaxed -> Fëanor my ex-soldier(fighter) elf boy looking for peace
White, Tired & Nerdy -> Will Stan the Wizard Man my pretentious nerdy with a heart of gold(I think?) man
Silver, Sharp & Honorable -> SUSAN my kind and inspiring and hungry dragonborn paladin from my 1st campaign
Dark, Selfish & kind of a ass -> Vantoinne Vane my (un)intentionally rude high elf noble rogue who wants to be the local hero but keeps getting called out for being a bit racist
{Created on picrew Fantasy Hero creator by @irisgallowayart on insta}
The main thing I get from Dylan Hollis cooking old recipes is this:
Recipes from the 1910s and the Great Depression are great, and I suspect it’s because they were made by someone with limited resources. But they found a way to make something good, maybe even something fantastic with those limited resources, and they wanted to write it down and share with their friends so that they could also make something out of saltines and potatoes. Recipes from the 1910s and the Great Depression are written down and shared in love.
The recipes you should fear come from the 1950s and 1960s, which I’m pretty sure are written down and shared as a form of McCarthyism.
Nom snom
Hannibal “Quantifiably Bitchy” Lecter
when you live in Europe and wake up on 26th of June