The AU Where Somebody Brings The Camera With The Broken Lens To The Magnus Institute For Artefact Storage,

“But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”

— Lemony Snicket

more plant than man

Scotty: I can't change the laws of physics.

Kirk:

Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

Yes this character is evil but have you considered that the song that plays while they commit atrocities is a fucking banger

reptiles really went off with basking on warm rocks. i’ve done it before and honestly? it fucks

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

Okay, here's my idea:

The British should put a time limit on the Monarchy.

Not like declaring a republic tomorrow, but deciding on a date in the future that ends the British Monarchy.

And there's a perfect date for it coming up!

October 14th, 2066.

A thousand years since the Battle of Hastings. A thousand years of this one specific bloodline ruling England.

Call time on the Monarchy after exactly one thousand years. Nice, and neat.

Even better: Charles isn't living 44 years. He'll be gone in about twenty. Now William? He's what, 40? Yeah, he can live another 44 years. His great grandmother was over a hundred, his granny was 96, William can make it to 84 barring accident or assassination.

So on October 14th 2066, William the Last steps down a thousand years after William the First won the crown.

Nice, neat, and fair. William gets the crown he's been waiting forty years for already, but ten-year-old George grows up without expectation of it.

Have a nice big abdication ceremony, even.

i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

There’s something so surreal and so so beautiful about reading Spirk fic written when my parents were kids. So many years and somehow a fic published in a paper zine in the 80′s has made it onto my screen. It takes my breath away.